"I'd appreciate if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it"

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Ricky Roma wants the Cadillac and 6,000 that's owed to him.




Jack Nicholson doesn't appreciate the ''tone'' blackjacks pizza gives it's customers





Chris Hansen wants to know ''can I tease and please your (blank) with my toungue, do you shave down there?"