The New BOBBY and WHITNEY...

(story taken NahRight which was lifted from N.Y. Daily News)

Fucking wow. That’s all I can say about this. When I saw the headline in my RSS reader, my immediate thought was that the Daily News has to be kidding.

Remy Ma’s jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.

"A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled," a corrections official told the Daily News.

"The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use," the official said.

The Brooklyn-born Papoose - real name Shamele Mackie - won’t be able to see his fiance now until November.

Again: wow. You have to admit though, these two are really setting a new bar for hood fuckery.

I think Eskay said enough.